My last post was about a moron who tried a Mutual Feedback Withdrawal for a POSITIVE feedback he left me, which I had never heard of until it happened. I thought I had seen it all in nearly a decade of selling, but here’s some more recent stuff that breaks new ground in terms of functionally retarded people playing on ebay. Remember that red is their emails, blue are my email responses and black is my commentary.
I received this question for a football jersey I paid $10 for that usually sells for $15 or so.
I’D BE WILLING TO PAY $15 TOTAL(PRICE +SHIPPING)FOR EITHER THIS JERSEY OR YOUR CHIEF’S JERSEY. I ALREADY HAVE BOTH JERSEYS. I’D PAY PAL YOU IMMEDIATELY IF THIS IS POSSIBLE. THANKS- TOM
-tperdiue
Haha, thanks for the stupid offer. I don’t care what jerseys you own. Either buy the jerseys or don’t.
Fuck you
I had a laugh, deposited the email in my Funny Ebay gmail category, and figured I’d be done with this guy forever. Not so much. I didn’t realize it when it happened, but a few weeks later, he bought a totally different jersey from me and left me a glowing positive feedback:
five star seller-recommend w/ highest regard product mint condition/great prices
Here’s one I got last month. It’s about a Michael Bennett Vikings jersey:
how much would you charge me if this jersey was autographed by MICHAEL BENNETT ??
-minnesotawildbigd
What are you talking about? I don’t get or sell autographs.
Seriously, what kind of a question is that? Bennett isn’t some huge star. Would it even increase the value at all? And why does it matter what I’d charge? The jersey I’m selling isn’t autographed and nothing I sell suggests that I sell autographs. What a nut.
I am not trying to tell you what you got but I noticed on your jersey it does NOT have the NFL patch in the V of the neck but rather the horseshoe under it which is classified as a tabby jersey..the type you would buy in the superstores such as Sam’s, wal-mart,etc…I am a dealer and didn’t know if you were aware of that or not…Just trying to help…
-zoey-toey
I don’t understand the point of your email. I am a dealer too and the jersey is accurately described and photographed. Where do I say that it has the NFL Equipment patch?
Thanks for the email, helpful insane man who lives underneath the highway overpass! A “tabby” jersey? I’ve also seen the kind of jerseys they sell at Wal-Mart and they look nothing like the ones I sell. I get the “I AM A SELLER TO, SO PLZ LISTEN TO MY ADVISE” emails all the time, but never are they this wrong and crazy.
Hello I am interested in your fur coat you have for sale. I was wondering if you could provide me with some more photos of this coat being modeled on someone so I can see how it will look before I bid. Take photos of the front, back, side, and the hood up and down in the back. This way I can see if it is ok. Just email them to me when you can. Thanks. BECCA
-pilotpal001
You can’t possibly be serious.
