Ebay Morons Galore!

November 7, 2007

More things I’ve never seen before

Filed under: jerseys, stupid emails — Tags: , — J @ 2:42 am

My last post was about a moron who tried a Mutual Feedback Withdrawal for a POSITIVE feedback he left me, which I had never heard of until it happened. I thought I had seen it all in nearly a decade of selling, but here’s some more recent stuff that breaks new ground in terms of functionally retarded people playing on ebay. Remember that red is their emails, blue are my email responses and black is my commentary.

I received this question for a football jersey I paid $10 for that usually sells for $15 or so.


Haha, thanks for the stupid offer. I don’t care what jerseys you own. Either buy the jerseys or don’t.

Fuck you

I had a laugh, deposited the email in my Funny Ebay gmail category, and figured I’d be done with this guy forever. Not so much. I didn’t realize it when it happened, but a few weeks later, he bought a totally different jersey from me and left me a glowing positive feedback:

five star seller-recommend w/ highest regard product mint condition/great prices

Here’s one I got last month. It’s about a Michael Bennett Vikings jersey:

how much would you charge me if this jersey was autographed by MICHAEL BENNETT ??

What are you talking about? I don’t get or sell autographs.

Seriously, what kind of a question is that? Bennett isn’t some huge star. Would it even increase the value at all? And why does it matter what I’d charge? The jersey I’m selling isn’t autographed and nothing I sell suggests that I sell autographs. What a nut.

I am not trying to tell you what you got but I noticed on your jersey it does NOT have the NFL patch in the V of the neck but rather the horseshoe under it which is classified as a tabby jersey..the type you would buy in the superstores such as Sam’s, wal-mart,etc…I am a dealer and didn’t know if you were aware of that or not…Just trying to help…

I don’t understand the point of your email. I am a dealer too and the jersey is accurately described and photographed. Where do I say that it has the NFL Equipment patch?

Thanks for the email, helpful insane man who lives underneath the highway overpass! A “tabby” jersey? I’ve also seen the kind of jerseys they sell at Wal-Mart and they look nothing like the ones I sell. I get the “I AM A SELLER TO, SO PLZ LISTEN TO MY ADVISE” emails all the time, but never are they this wrong and crazy.

Hello I am interested in your fur coat you have for sale. I was wondering if you could provide me with some more photos of this coat being modeled on someone so I can see how it will look before I bid. Take photos of the front, back, side, and the hood up and down in the back. This way I can see if it is ok. Just email them to me when you can. Thanks. BECCA

You can’t possibly be serious.


  1. Like you have anything better to do. Oh wait. You have to update your blog. By “blog,” I mean your mean-spirited comments, that follow re-posts of normal eBay situations, people, and questions.
    Before you say,”If it sucks so bad, why are you wasting your time on it?”
    I’m still in shock I guess. Now I’m done.
    Go back to your Mensa group genius.


    Comment by Jamie — October 25, 2013 @ 2:17 am

    • You just commented on a post from six years ago on a defunct blog at 2:17am. You are so pathetic, words can’t even describe. Go back to re-tweeting titpics to your zero followers on twitter.

      Comment by J — October 25, 2013 @ 3:32 pm

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